My brother has got a friend; who has an uncle; let's just call him UNCLE FOO(L).
Uncle Foo's a taxi driver; who picked up a pair of Australian tourists;
And naturally; they made small talk on the cab...
Aussie Tourists: Singapore has got a Flyer, isn't it?
UNCLE: Fire?! No, Singapore only got rain nowadays!
This goes to show how powderful, some of the citizens' command of English is.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing that.